Females... I will never get them (UPDATE)

[UseYourBlinker]

WTF? Been talking to a couple of female's in the past week's,and they are more fawked up in the head then I am. What's the deal. I am so scared to start dating again :blink:

Ether they are stuck on their ex,or they just so easy I can bang them on one date :unsure:


Where are all the girl's that still have moral's,and can have more than one drink without being a total wreck?


(yes I just came back from a date,and it was one of the worst) Going to my drink on now :p

sound familair :blink:

[Burt4x4]

It is when you stop 'looking' for her ...then she will show up.

For now strap on that jimmy and dive in :blink: :D hehehehe

If I was 'looking' I would try and find a 'out doors' type chick...if she likes camping then you might find a good one..maybe..estragine is a dangerous geen so watch out :unsure: :argue: :chaz: = :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
hehehee
:burt:

[jays68yak]

look on the bright side....atleast your getting dates

[CaptainInsano]

look on the bright side....atleast your getting dates

and laid :mrhumpy:

[Ryan B.]

W3rd Eric.

[k5LS2]

Hi JACK!!!
Ryan is that the secret squirrle? :banger: The resurection is near! :2thumbs: :pimp1: :pimp2: :roll:

[jays68yak]

when is squirrle going to met rattie?

[Greg72]

Ether they are stuck on their ex,or they just so easy I can bang them on one date :unsure:



Only one of these is a problem.

[barbastard]

Ether they are stuck on their ex,or they just so easy I can bang them on one date :unsure:



Only one of these is a problem.

Um, yeah....I second that one.

Although I will say that at this point in my life I feel that I've had enough interaction with the opposite sex to safely say that there is not one woman out there (sorry to any female club members....try not to get too offended here) that isn't messed up in the head out there to some degree. The key to finding a good girlfriend/wife/significant other is to find the person that annoys you the LEAST.

Good luck bro....

[Groupie]

I just stumbled on this post.

First.... Everyone, female AND male, :mad: have issue, there is no perfect person out there.

Second.... I don't think you will find what your looking for in a bar. :uh oh:

Third... Does it really matter that she is hosed after one drink? Wouldn't that mean she is a inexpensive date? Just think, she's not downin 8 drinks to get her "buzz on." :beer:

Good luck with the hunt, but I agree with Bert, typically it falls in your lap when your not looking.

[Liftedassdodge]

Ive always said a few things that can be considered offensive but oh well, guys are just as fucked up.

All women are f$$$ing nuts, you just gotta find the one that seems least nuts to you.

Never trust something that bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die. (everyones heard that)

just do what i do! Put a stripper pole in your house!

[UseYourBlinker]

What a fawked up night. Supposed to go out with some peep's,and they cancel. I'm driving home on the canyon,and get a call from a 510 number. Here's the jist. I saw this girl back in 2001 from Dale hardware (some of you might remember Calley) anyways she basically made me what I am today. She was really good at getting her way (ie. I pay for everything) but would totally make up it to me sexually. :rotfl: She would to anything,and I mean ANYTHING for me in the bedroom! I loved her to death untill I found out she was cheating on me with her ex. It was a really abusive relationship mentally and physically.It was a really painfull relationship on both parties (cops involved and shit) we were both cheating on each other. It was a mess,so back to the story. She call's me last night,and invites me to movies.


I meet her and another friend at the Dublin movies. Now I've a bit worried,because I've banged both of them (they are both drunk). I know they have talked about me to each other.I had my guard up. No hugging,and no kisses from me. I was a total gentlemen,so we see Saw 2 . Movie is over I invite them over my apartment. Calley and I stayed up till about 4 am just talking. It was incredable what people were saying about me,and her still. It's been almost 2 years since we were done with each other. Now on Holloween my younger brother went to a party,and told me who was there,but forgot to mention Calley was there. Everybody was asking about where I was ,but my brother told them I was busy,and don't call me... WTF? My own flesh and blood didn't even want me around!!I would do anything still this day do anything for Calley,and she know's that. SO we exchanged #'s and are gonna try to be friends and see what happen's.




This is gonna be a fawking train wreck.....and I am dumb for falling for her again. :angry2:

But she looked so fawking hott.... :evil3:

[4X4HIGH]

You mean to tell me that you didn't take both drunk girls home and have a 3some? I am sure they have talked about you amongst themselves and maybe were hoping to both do you. :flipoff2:

[UseYourBlinker]

It was so strange. Plus been there done that :flipoff2: